I tried to become famous in my own lifetime by painting a variety of wholesome scenes, including a series in which a recurring motif known as the Stretch Man dispenses various vital fluids on the people of the earth.
Imagine if making bad pictures in MS Paint was a profession and you got paid hundreds of dollars for each poorly sketched sailboat you drew. But you can only do this with the most rudimentary artist's tools. Passpartout: The Struggling Artist is a painting sim in which you must splatter some canvases in the most talented way you can and hope that the discerning public will take notice of your genius.
